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cuteosphere:

unicorns are notorious for their hatred of posturing bro culture
(I’m debating making this girl available as a sticker and a shirt.)

cuteosphere:

unicorns are notorious for their hatred of posturing bro culture

(I’m debating making this girl available as a sticker and a shirt.)

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I’M NOT SURE WHY BUT THERE’S A GIANT ROLL OF BUBBLE WRAP IN MY LIVING ROOM

stagegayromance:

mere-existence:

ismychemicalromanceback:

ismychemicalromanceback:

I AM EXCITED

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I HAVE LIKE 6 ASSIGNMENTS BUT WHEN I DO THIS IT GOES POP POP POP SO THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT

a. fabulous b. are you watching a documentary on happy sloths?

maybe.

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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destiny919:

blackphoenix77:

mermaiddreamsandkittenthings:

the-assbutt-has-the-phone-box:

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

I am going to reblog every version of this because this is fucking gold.

I am the socially awkward pansexual >

Same here :3

ayyup

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deeeeaaan:

Game of Thrones Wedding Cake

oh yeah lets just have a game of thrones themed wedding

what can possibly go wrong?

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vanilkaplays:

intoxifaded:

ghosthost:

Watching this cute video can help raise money for other cute dogs. Seems like a good deal to me!

make this viral

Cuteness to the rescue!

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accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

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spaceelf:

xargen:

blacksquares:

next time you’re at a party in a town that you hate or dont give a shit about or something see how many dudes you can sneak off with and like go to take off their pants but then just pull their belt out of their pants and leave. see how many belts you can collect & compete with your friends. this is a sport called final fantasying

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Yesssssssssss

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considering chopping my hair off. It’s too damn hot out for any hair. might just shave my head