I hate Snowy Sabre Cats. They’re the only thing to kill me in Skyrim. Damn bastards.

Original text:

“Shana is in love with Dart and he feels the same.”

…35 translations later, Bing gives us:

“Unfortunately, the price for the”

I accidentally did it twice.

Original text:

“Shana is in love with Dart and he feels the same.”

…35 translations later, Bing gives us:

“1 local sports and. ..”

Original text:

“Minecraft is an amazing video game.”

…35 translations later, Bing gives us:

“Good games power mini play mode.”

Original text:

“Robert Downey Jr. is one fiercely sexy man.”

…35 translations later, Bing gives us:

“· Sexy boy & and Roger Roger and Robert Downey, Jr. · …”

Original text:

“Sometimes people are cruel and major bigots. Please, ignore them no matter what.”

…35 translations later, Bing gives us:

“Sometimes believe blindly and two days instead.”

I’ve always been undecided in the politics of Skyrim but some recent events have had me changing my mind. I haven’t even done anything story wise yet and I’ve had a couple of assassins come after me but I don’t remember doing anything to anyone that would justify an assassination. I’ve never stolen anything or hurt anyone who didn’t hurt me first. And now the Thalmor Justiciars are after me. I seriously didn’t do anything to them. The random assassination attempts are getting on my nerves and the fact that the Thalmor Justiciars are against me just makes me really want to join the Stormcloaks.

I hate bandit outlaws. They killed my horse. Now I’ve got to go all the way back to Riften to get a new one. At least Vigilance, my dog, is still alive.